i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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