Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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