whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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