How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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