is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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