you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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