but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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