"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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