: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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