that's an acceptable place to lick
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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