I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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