FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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