Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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