exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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