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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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