my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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