Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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