I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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