East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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