Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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