SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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