Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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