no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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