I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My pussy is not your playground.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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