What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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