We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
