i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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