Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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