her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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