I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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