if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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