Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
