Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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