Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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