direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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