community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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