When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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