bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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