and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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