honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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