try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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