She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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