this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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