Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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