did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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