How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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