I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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