do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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