he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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