school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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