Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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