drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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