Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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