dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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