'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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